found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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