Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
