ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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