dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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