I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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