Only a mothe r could love this liver
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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