I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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