So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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