I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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