im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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