i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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