if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
mondays should just be called national damage control day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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