we made out on top of his cat.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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