Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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