Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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