Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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