Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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