Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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