what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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