I'm going to rape someone's good day.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dicks are not precious.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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