it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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