Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's get the cat blown out
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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