how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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