He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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