So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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