we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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