oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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