this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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