evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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