i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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