Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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