why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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