I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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