Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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