idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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