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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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