Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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