I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
His nipple licking is glorious
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