i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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