I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was confusing and full of hummus
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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