My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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