Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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