If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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