I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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