no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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