Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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