I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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