And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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