We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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