dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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