i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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