he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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