Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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